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some fucking bastard is irritating me...WTF!!! FUCK OFF LA U!
haix....bad mood...dont feel like posting any more
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HI
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PLEASE! save the animals!!! hav u seen ho they tortured dogs and killed penguins,dolphins,sharks,etc.??
if not, please go to the shout out secrets blog linked at the side of my blog!!!
SAVE THE ANIMALS!!!
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ouch! MY BELOVED SHOULDER!!~
i swear no more np 4 my next life
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i have many comments 4 today's npcc training...
HORRIBLE,TERRIBLE AND INCORRIGIBLE!!!!
bloody knees and blistered hands...ARGH!
hard time typing...ZZZ...
bye bye now
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the sch com is super super super super LAGGY!
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blogging in sch com lab since nth else to do except listening to teacher.....xD
muahahahaha~
went to many many many bloggies today liao...sian...nvm..since nth to do i shall say....
HI~
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wa seh today damn funny sia...u noe during maths right? we had to make some shape thingy so when me n yi bei n wei jie and timo nvr do hor, then we hav dis lame conversation
MR SEOW: why are'nt u all doing?
WEI JIE: no paper
YI BEI: no scissors
MR SEOW: (dots dots dots...)
TIMO: NO GLUE!!
MR SEOW: (=.='') no nid glue...
wahahahahahahahaah~ so lame hor?????
N dear old raey rox!!u noe she created a rap like dis:
timo like wei jie, wei jie like zheng nan,zheng nan like eli, eli like yu zhen, yu zhen like sha, sha like timo, n timo like wei jie.....
rox hor???? but the ending is i contribute derx!!! so i rock even more....muahahahahaaha~ (evil laugh...)
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HAPPY B'DAE TO U
HAPPY B'DAE TO U
HAPPY B'DAE TO BROTHER,
HAPPY B'DAE TO U!!
HAPPY B'DAE TO U
HAPPY B'DAE TO U
HAPPY B'DAE TO ISABEL
HAPPY B'DAE TO U!!
YO! HAPPY B'DAE KOR KOR N ISABEL!!! YOS!~
<--- me n elaine n sammie
<--- me n sammie <3
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U noe the ‘just follow law’ show? Watched it yesterday. Damn funny sia. “UR BODY? UR BODY?? I MOLEST UR BODY!!” wahaha~ damn funny lar. BP teacher u rock!~ thank god he jie shao the show to us during bp if not I nvr even here of the show b4 lar. N u noe got one part behind the lao auntie say I also hav blog? I hav the url…YAYS!
http://laozhabor.blogspot.com/ ß PLS VISIT TO SUPPORT THE SHOW.
I love my brother so much. He downloaded photoshop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOSH! He rocks sia~
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大家好今天parent-child day so sian. my哥哥帮我install dis chinese thingy so i can use chinese liao...yay!!!! n i watched just follow law just now OMG! damn funny sia...gtg now bb all
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Today damn damn damn funny sia! btw I using wen ning style so I can type long posts ler…wahahaah~ I genius seh...but hor, dis microsoft words damn idiotic leh…ppl type short form + Singlish then all become red color…zzz. I wan type my posts also must zhu(4)yi(4) this kind of thing arh..diao!~
Hmm. Lets c. today early in the morning six o’ clock. I woke up n brush my teeth n then I go change to school uniform. After that leh, I go n run to take sch bus. At least today better then yesterday lor…I nvr miss bus leh! C? I so good girl…what the hell? THE DAMN MICROSOFT WORDS IS CHANGING WHAT IM WRITING!!! Nvm…
N I reach sch n u noe wad happen? I 4got to bring the maths golden ratio worksheet. =.=’’ uh oh! raey’s trying to murder me(exaggerating ppl) haix. So I call my ma if she can help me bring to sch anot.thank god my mum is so good. But I still got scolding lar..bla bla bla y u nvr remember to bring arh? I wan to eat one leh…bla bla bla…suay hor?but still, thx ma.
Ah! I just remember this ad that is similar to the please buy my car one…here it goes..
“Uh erm. I am single, 24, and looking 4 my special someone. This is my beauuutiful room. I can cook, clean, and do house work.(then blab la cos I 4 got the lines here) so, if u ever hav a white mottie puppy for sale, PLEASE! Call this number.”
C? im just so in love wif this kind of ads. Yays!!!
Ok! Back to sch. MATHS! Argh! We have to present our golden ratio thingy today to the WHOLE class. 36 ppl + mr SEOW= 37ppl no more or no less. cruel rite?yess!! no choice then.n do u noe that im so pathetic that that’s my first time looking through the whole powerpoint we made?? Zzz…nvm…im marking the worksheets we gave them(they returned us) the problem is, I don’t even noe whats golden ratio except that it’s a ratio that’s golden n it represents beauty and can be represented in biology, art and architecture. Ask me more, n im na-da.
After dat ne, is Chinese. The stupid old hag very diao leh. Tok abit then gua gua jiao(PLEASE! Don siang ‘y’)
Haix. Im a genius, I came wif a conclusion.
Mrs ang English version teaches LA while mrs ang Chinese version teaches us Chinese(the relieve teacher). Therefore, they both love to gua gua jiao n tok rubbish. But the difference in mrs ang English and mrs ang Chinese is that mrs ang English loves to shake her arms like a chicken while mrs ang Chinese doesn’t shake her arms around(not in public but maybe at home).
See? So scientific leh…hmm.then we had geog test, then ACC lesson. After dat leh is history. Crap! I hate history…but since we are ahead of other classes, mrs wong let us study for science lor. Aiya, but I nvr study lar! I good girl, I go n write on my diary. U noe wad I write?? I flooded the whole page with my I rock message to myself. And ended wif a WAHAHAHAHAHA~ lame hor? Aiya nvm de la.
Then science test lor…the experiment damn funny sia…i go n cut the stem until wai diao…zzz. Who cares go n cut another one la! After school me n sam go Bedok sweet talk but pao pao cha..yay!! I got capricorn!! My rising horoscope!! ^_^
N I just found out me n sam very chi(2)dun(4) one leh…u noe rite, after we smuggle the pao pao cha into the bus rite, I was like saying “wa lao the bus uncle very stupid leh…we smuggle pao poach inside oso dunno…” the sam say “ ya lor…” n then the stupid thing is, after abt 1min, I said “err sam, do u noe that the person sitting on ur right is oso a bus driver?”then sam was like…dot dot dot?? Haix..wo zhen shi wu hua ke shuo.
N, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I’VE BEEN TYPING N TYPING N NOT DOING THE REPORT IM SUPPOSED TO HAND UP TMR..PLUS I STILL HAV SI HAN TO DO LEH!diao…I go n do work liao bye bye .(3pages, 717 words)
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new blog song! going to study now bye all
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hav to post super fast cos mi ma dun let me blog argh! so today netball very funny...i be GK again n timo is GS...wtf?? he so tall...make me feel so short...zzz
i hav a feeling that wei jie is peeking at my diary....stupid lar!!!snatch some more i make sure u no papa day arh...RAWR~
i still wan to post some more but no time...zzz mi ma come out liao...bye 4 now...
ZZZ
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OMG!
OMG!!
OMG!!!
I WAN WATCH JAY CHOU SECRET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!~
THE SHOW IS SO NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
I NO BLING BLING!! $.$
ZZZ............................
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now i noe wad it meant on the test for music player....kanna hit by a volleyball two times on the head...pathetic seh...going to sleep in case i got bigger balaku tmr morning...bbies
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hee^^
i want ta watch simpsons movie!! male/female are welcome as long as hav ppl watch wif me!! lolx now have 3 parliament liao...raey want to watch the jay chou show, wen ning want to watch rush hour 3 and i want to watch simpsons movie.... LOL! but, ppl!! be kind!! watch wif me!! XD
haix tmr hav npcc leh..sian!!!!!! y don cancel 4 one week?? hai..im a failure...n i noe i owe teachers many many assignments...waaaaaaaaaa!
still got maths test tmr!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
n the youtube video i recomended is damn funny lar!! must watch! i wanna put it in my phone!!! but how download???? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
=.='' how many waaaa's must i say today??? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
stamford raffles pose 4 statues very nice....i pose nicer....^^
lolx im ji lian again...wahaahahahahahahahahaaha~
oh ya btw, is ji(4)lian(4) hor... not ji(1)lian(3) =.='' im so lame...
zhuzhu is polishing her npcc boots....wo SHUA, wo SHUA, wo SHUA SHUA SHUA!!
ZzZ.....went 4 a haircut today in case of spot check....w-t-f!! the salon lady practically chopped off my hair lar!!! n i look damn toot when i tie my hair....all DM fault cannot wait until my hair can tie then spotcheck meh??
mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ mi no wan go 4 practice tmr!!!!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ch-z5s2JabY&mode=related&search=
We live in singapura video rap
sang nila utama saw the lion, alamak name the village singapura then run very far Years later, ang mor came Stamford raffles was his name pose for statues very nice we kenna colonizesingapura very strong, big guns all, pointing wrong Japanese came on bikes and invade us from our backside war is over ang mor back Singaporeans not respect commies come, make a fuss Singapore independence!
David Marshall Lim yew hock national starts to rock yosuof ishak the big man guess whos PM? Malaysia say, come join me two of us be same country then not happy then make PM cry PM lee lead country build jurong and HDB make the country clean and green opposition cannot win JB jeya no more funds Chee Soon Juan won’t eat his buns lim how doong,what a goon! Don’t talk cock in parliament!
Kick out from Malaysia cup Michael faye: pain in the butt S-league, tea dancing Ah bengs love moderntalking MacDonald’s hello kitty everyone drink bubble tea crushing cockroach margeat chin James lye is theVR man reclamation tuas causeway Malaysian water buay ho sei mahatirs friend: datuk Anwar mahatir say he chow ah quah NDP: aunties rush everyone it’s fun to flush bubble gums are all banned ask your friends buy from Thailand!
Driving car not funny bid for cars with COE ERP,road taxNARF until want to BARF IR locals have to pay foreign talents are ok housing estates upgrade by contractors that go pok kai IMF must more want to protest go indoor LRT not so fast new water they laugh at us
Baby bonus, maid levy SingTel shares out give out free Jack neo,kit chan,sexy pastor ho yeong sun beckham parties modelhas affair but no one knows S-league, go world cup can come true if they don’t suck Mahatir then Abuduallah bar top dancing at the bars Budget airlines start to PAK! Stop speaking Singlish lah! gay is ok say PM SM lee go be MM PM lee, the same name here go all over again
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just remembered abt the video i watched in youtube...it so damn super funny lar! ppl u can see it at the end of my blog...abt singapore...damn nice! ^^
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today poetry lesson okok lar...we(me wen ning raey n crystal) did a poem:
It washed up the shore,
Gleaming in the white moonlight.
what a mystery!
I fumbled with it,
slip out the old dirty note,
PLEASE, buy my bottle
hahahaha~ lame hor?i contributed the last part!!^^
okay...then during maths after school I namely me myself, created a poem!! actually a made some b4 dis lar..all emo emo one...but dis is the first one i wrote that is not emo!!actually is second lar...but i just decide to post both of them lor...btw, copyrighted by cheryl!!
okay...here goes one...
Life after death
someone stood beside me in the white unknown world..
that someone took my hand,
led me to somewhere i dont know...
into the big white gates we went,
i found out,
it's god's palace.
Angels coming to lead me to god...
who smiled broadly.
welcome to our world, he said.
I realised suddenly,
I'm dead,
went to heaven,
and into the hands of god.
okay...its damn lousy n i noe it so ppl pls comment so i can improve!! sry 4 those thats not a christian!! :[
n dat's the second one i did...so the first one is still kind of moody moody lar...n it's damn weird lar...but still comment thx!
Alone
Alone in the new world..
A man never known to have existed..
A country with withering trees...
Standing right in the middle of the unknown,
Lost and forlorn..
Feeling the wind blow of my woes...
I dried my tears.
I walked down a never ending road...
To the very end of the world...
ALONE.
Right.dat's the first poem i did dat's not emo.Weird la...but i think im not bad...wahahahaha~ i become so ji lian like yi bei jie liao...heee XD
actually the second poem hor, is not u all read it first de...i write halfway kana stolen by wei jie...=.='' dat's y i said that diary is not personal...go n read everything...GO N DIE LAR! lucky not very, very, personal de.. personal de i put at home, got password into the diary, locked into the cupboard...chao personal hor??yar lor...
sian...go sleep liao...panda eyes lo...hu wan complain abt ur panda eyes come see mine first!!
O_____O maomao staying wif me...<---xiong mao =.=''
zhuzhu is going to sleep...ZzZ!
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